Podcast
Ill-Advised Stories
Funny stories to entertain children and the young at heart.
Episodes
The Christmas Case
Dec 02 2021
It's early on Christmas Morning and the boy detective Doctor Augustus Mayhem and his sister Missy are on another case. Their jolly client is someone you may know and the crime is beyond belief. Join us in the city of New York where someone has tried to take revenge on Santa Clause. Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)
Bluey at the Museum
Oct 05 2021
It's nearly Halloween and Abby has gone off to visit the Museum of Natural History in New York with her dad and her best friend, Bluey the little stuffed animal. They're looking for an extinct creature, but with the magic in the museum, maybe the creature is looking for them too. Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)
The Adventure's of Sparkie and Spazoid Portal's World: Chapter 19
Apr 20 2021
Here it is! The final chapter. The final countdown, The big finish. If you start listening here you'll be completely confused, but luckily you can listen to And Away We Go and all the other chapters from the Adventures of Sparkie and Spazoid at Illadvisedstories.com. They're on a mission to save the human race and find us a new home but first they have to get off this planet. You can buy the book right here and read and laugh alongSupport the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)
The Adventure's of Sparkie and Spazoid Portal's World: Chapter 18
Apr 13 2021
Its time for a showdown! Time for the big fight scene against an alien that's so evil he'd use a robot for floss. Find out what happens in this action packed episode. It's Chapter 18, Stabbing, Screaming and Running, from the Adventures of Sparkie and Spazoid. They're on a mission to save the human race and find us a new home but first they have to get off this planet. You can buy the book right here and read and laugh along. https://www.amazon.com/Adventures-Sparkie-Spazoid...more
The Adventure's of Sparkie and Spazoid Portal's World: Chapter 17
Apr 06 2021
Betrayal! That's where we left off. Who knew you couldn't trust an insane alien robot? Find out if Portal redeems himself in Chapter 17, Rocket Hunting from the Adventures of Sparkie and Spazoid. They're on a mission to save the human race and find us a new home.You can buy the book right here and read and laugh along. https://www.amazon.com/Adventures-Sparkie-Spazoid-book-Portals/dp/1734909021/Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)
The Adventure's of Sparkie and Spazoid Portal's World: Chapter 16
Mar 30 2021
So what happens when there's an ocean being suspended at the top of a giant alien machine and a goat accidently shuts it off? Find out in Chapter 16 Falling for it Again, from the Adventures of Sparkie and Spazoid. They're on their mission to save the human race and find us a new home.You can buy the book right here and read and laugh along. https://www.amazon.com/Adventures-Sparkie-Spazoid-book-Portals/dp/1734909021/Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)
The Adventure's of Sparkie and Spazoid Portal's World: Chapter 15
Mar 23 2021
How does it feel to find your lost robot? Better than Sparkie will admit, also better than falling to his death. At long last the boys are back together in Chapter 15 Not a Light Switch, from the Adventures of Sparkie and Spazoid. They're on their mission to save the human race and find us a new home. You can buy the book right here and read and laugh along. https://www.amazon.com/Adventures-Sparkie-Spazoid-book-Portals/dp/1734909021/Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)
The Adventure's of Sparkie and Spazoid Portal's World: Chapter 14
Mar 16 2021
In a dark control room high above an alien ocean Spazoid finds himself under assault by a strange being in Chapter 14 The Goat Tries Helping, from the Adventures of Sparkie and Spazoid. They're on their mission to save the human race and find us a new home. If they surviveYou can buy the book right here and read and laugh along. https://www.amazon.com/Adventures-Sparkie-Spazoid-book-Portals/dp/1734909021/Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)
The Adventure's of Sparkie and Spazoid Portal's World: Chapter 13
Mar 09 2021
Have you ever been trapped between a rock and a hard place? How bout between a murderous horde and their king monster. That's the spot Sparkie has found himself in. Listen to Chapter 13 Mostly Running and Some Falling from the Adventures of Sparkie and Spazoid. They're on their mission to save the human race and find us a new home. If they surviveYou can buy the book right here and read and laugh along. https://www.amazon.com/Adventures-Sparkie-Spazoid-book-Portals/dp/1734909021/Sup...more
The Adventure's of Sparkie and Spazoid Portal's World: Chapter 12
Mar 02 2021
There is nothing that will frustrate a cranky robot more than an ocean clinging, upside down, to the top of an alien machine. Nothing, except a goat that can't stop talking about it. Chapter 12 Communing with Goats . Join the Adventures of Sparkie and Spazoid on their mission to save the human race and find us a new home.You can buy the book right here and read and laugh along. https://www.amazon.com/Adventures-Sparkie-Spazoid-book-Portals/dp/1734909021/Support the show (http://illadvis...more
The Adventure's of Sparkie and Spazoid Portal's World: Chapter 11
Feb 23 2021
Are you ready for the king? He's really gross and not the nicest eater as Sparkie is about to find out in Chapter 11 When not to Look Around A corner. Join the Adventures of Sparkie and Spazoid on their mission to save the human race and find us a new home.You can buy the book right here and read and laugh along. https://www.amazon.com/Adventures-Sparkie-Spazoid-book-Portals/dp/1734909021/Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)
The Adventure's of Sparkie and Spazoid Portal's World: Chapter 10
Feb 16 2021
How do you get a face-hugging furry monster off you? Well, I would say carefully, but our hero has other ideas in chapter 10 New Stuff for Everyone. Its not too late to Join the Adventures of Sparkie and Spazoid on their mission to save the human race and find us a new home.You can buy the book right here and read and laugh along. https://www.amazon.com/Adventures-Sparkie-Spazoid-book-Portals/dp/1734909021/Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)
The Adventure's of Sparkie and Spazoid Portal's World: Chapter 9
Feb 09 2021
Who is Portal? He's an alien robot left alone for eons, slowly going insane. Find out more in Chapter 9 Portal opens a door with a rocket. Its not too late to Join the Adventures of Sparkie and Spazoid on their mission to save the human race and find us a new home. You can buy the book right here to read and laugh along. https://www.amazon.com/Adventures-Sparkie-Spazoid-book-Portals/dp/1734909021/Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)
The Adventure's of Sparkie and Spazoid Portal's World: Chapter 8
Feb 02 2021
They're on a mission to save the human race and find us a new home but first they have to escape the Tonsil-Terrors! Join the Adventures of Sparkie and Spazoid in Chapter 8 Inside the Machine. Things turn strange for our heroes as up becomes down in the ancient alien device while swarms of evil monsters flood frightfully from every opening in pursuit of a goat. You can buy the book right here to read and laugh along. https://www.amazon.com/Adventures-Sparkie-Spazoid-book-Portals/dp/1734...more
The Adventure's of Sparkie and Spazoid Portal's World: Chapter 7
Jan 26 2021
They're on a mission to save the human race and find us a new home but first they have to escape the Tonsil-Terrors! Join the Adventures of Sparkie and Spazoid in Chapter 7 Temple Wreckers where our two explorers learn what happened to the previous residents of this world. Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)
The Adventure's of Sparkie and Spazoid Portal's World: Chapter 6
Jan 19 2021
They're on a mission to save the human race and find us a new home. Join Sparkie and Spazoid in chapter 6 Road Trip in which Sparkie practices distracted driving while he tries to get answers from their reluctant guest. Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)
The Adventure's of Sparkie and Spazoid Portal's World: Chapter 5
Jan 12 2021
They're on a mission to save the human race and find us a new home. Join Sparkie and Spazoid in chapter 5 Let’s Make Some Noise and See What Comes to Find Us in which our heroes roar across the planet in search of their rockets. Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)
The Adventure's of Sparkie and Spazoid Portal's World: Chapter 4
Jan 05 2021
Its time again for the Adventures Of Sparkie and Spazoid with Chapter 4, Meet the Goat, Hey, There Goes the Goat, in which our heroes begin the long trek across an alien surface following a four legged farm animal. Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)
The Adventure's of Sparkie and Spazoid Portal's World: Chapter 3
Dec 29 2020
Join our valiant explorer, Sparkie, and his cranky robot companion in this latest chapter: Once More on the Way Down where they will finally make it to the planet's surface, the question is will it be in one piece? Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)
The Adventure's of Sparkie and Spazoid Portal's World: Chapter 2
Dec 22 2020
Our two brave space explorers are in trouble and they haven't even finished crashing on a alien planet yet. Welcome to chapter two of the Adventures of Sparkie and Spazoid: Portal's World. Each week a new episode comes out. You can follow along with the action at home because the book is available on amazon right now. Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)
The Adventures of Sparkie and Spazoid: Portal's World Chapter 1
Dec 15 2020
Falling from the sky are two explorers on mission to save the human race. This is it! The first chapter of the Adventures of Sparkie and Spazoid: Portal's World. it all starts here. Each week a new episode will be out and you can follow along with the action at home because the book is available on amazon right now. Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)
Santa's New Friend
Nov 28 2020
Santa is never by himself. He's always surrounded by his elf's. Despite that, he can still get lonely sometimes. Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)
Sparkie and Spazoid's First Adventure
Oct 16 2020
It's finally here! Sparkie and Spazoid are on a mission to find a new home for the human race but on the way out of our star system they stopped on the an icy moon of Europa and found a crashed alien ship. Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)
I Only Wanted a Dog
Sep 19 2020
Have you ever noticed the wishing wells some people keep in their front yards? Have you ever thrown a coin in one? What would happen? What would you wish for? You might want to keep it small just in case in it works. Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)
Sashenka the Space Dog part two
Aug 11 2020
Find out what happens when a canine cosmonaut lands on strange world overrun with cats. Will Sashenka be able to save the aliens from the feline infestation? Find out in Sashenka the space dog part 2. Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)
Sashenka the Space Dog part one
Jul 31 2020
Alien contact was made in the 1950s, not by mankind, but by his best friend the noble dog. Thrill along with the story of Sashenka whose space capsule came down on a strange world filled with a familiar foe, meow.Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)
A Little Retreat
Jun 19 2020
An Orc meets someone who puts it in his head that he doesn't have to be evil. Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)
The Fastest Kid Alive
May 08 2020
How do you escape the barber shop when you're just a kid. Look no further than the comic book stand and see what the Flash would do. Your ears are in jeopardy so move fast. Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)
Abby Goes to the Gas Station
Apr 10 2020
It is not only dangerous to smoke at the gas station. It's also a illegal. Find out what happens when Abby and her pet elephant Bluey decide to do something about it. Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)
Saint Larry's Day
Mar 03 2020
A leprechaun trap seemed like a good idea, right up until Fiona meet Larry who was on his way back to Ireland. Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)
Paco The Parrot
Feb 07 2020
Its a less than happy Valentine's Day when a boy decides to show a girl his neighbor's Parrot. Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)
The Snow Globe
Jan 10 2020
Sail away on a ship of dreams with the Pirate queen Fiona the Fierce Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)
Bluey's Holiday Shoes
Dec 06 2019
Its German Santa Clause day and Abby's little stuffed elephant Bluey is in need of shoes. Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)
The Crystal Cat Caper
Nov 08 2019
No man goes Ice Fishing in the arctic. So what really happened to Mrs. Gladstones husband. I have feline feeling The Mayhem's are going to solve the case.Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)
The Late Bus
Oct 11 2019
Here's the thing about scary stories. Some of them are a bit truish. Find out what happens when a kid gets on the wrong bus. Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)
The Curse of Purgatory Sample
Sep 27 2019
This is where the story begins. Tom sees his father's boat but now he needs to talk the hermit who has it. He follows him out to the ocean where he sees something strange and magical.Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)
Calamity Casey
Sep 20 2019
A girl finds a special hat in a thrift store that leads her down the cowgirl way.Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)
Tara the Fire Breathing Turtle
Sep 06 2019
Have you ever wanted to be something more, something magical? Well Tara has. It all started when the little boy introduced her to dragons. Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)
A Kayak for My Bed
Aug 23 2019
Abby's yard isn't as lonely as she thought it was in the summertime. She's on a mission and even a little critter who fell asleep in the wrong place isn't going to keep her from it. Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)
Vader Takes a Dip
Aug 09 2019
Darth Vader, the dark lord of the Sith, or, at least, a very close impersonation prevents an alien invasion while attending a neighborhood pool party.Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)
Annie Of Mars
Jul 26 2019
Annie's day started with a lemonade stand. It wasn't doing very well, but then her neighbor comes along to help out. Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)
Ares Eats Ice Cream
Jul 12 2019
On a sunny day the god of war come to a seaside town.Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)
Down Hill Racer
Jun 28 2019
It's a story as old as automobiles. What happens when you have a kid, a car, and a hill? Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)
The Peanut Butter Monster
Jun 14 2019
Jessie wants a sleepover. The only problem is her friend has a peanut allergy and she's got a peanut butter monster loose in her house. Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)
When Oma Got Lost
May 24 2019
Abby's Oma is lost and she has to find her, luckily Bluey her little stuffed elephant is with her. Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)
Robot Mom Babysitter
May 10 2019
Michael's Babysitter is not to be messed with, as he's about to learn.Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)
Anna and Nugget
Apr 19 2019
Anna goes down to the water and makes a new and unusual friend. Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)
Makin Bacon
Apr 05 2019
The story of a boy who can't sleep.Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)
The Tooth Fairy Tail
Mar 22 2019
While a child is sleeping a tooth fairy goes about her work. Everything's fine until she meets Ralf. Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)
Riley the Bear
Jan 24 2019
A girl and a bear bond over donuts Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)
West Texas Aliens
Jan 22 2019
A boy and his dad get dinner at the strangest burger shop. Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)