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Best Whatever Ever! Stories for Kids

Best Whatever Ever! is a podcast for kids that features original stories all about the stuff that kids really care about… like: “Where do giant monsters poop?” “What happens when you break a pinky promise?” “Are unicorns real?” “Is it possible to fool the Tooth Fairy?” “What’s the coolest superpower?” And more! Join Ira and his “bosses” Spencer and Scarlett as they talk about… WHATEVER! What’s a “Whatever”? It’s whatever kids find silly or super important… or SUPER SILLY IMPORTANT! We then take ...more


  • The Great Doggie Rescue! (A Totally True Tall Tale)

    Dec 17 2020

    Oh no! Scarlett’s beloved stuffed doggies are missing! She left them in Santa Monica and now it’s up to her dad to find and save them. But things don’t go as planned. His superhero suit is at the dry cleaners (how else can he fly?!), his car is out of gas, and what good is a turbo-powered excavator if there is a ton of traffic (wait… why is he driving an excavator?)? Will dad rescue the doggies and reunite them with Scarlett? Tune in to find out! Based on a true story (kind of).  TheBestWha...more

  • Kid vs. Claus (A Christmas Story)

    Dec 10 2020

    It’s “Muahahaha!” vs. “Ho! Ho! Ho!” Herman Horrendous is only ten years old, but he’s already #1 on Santa Claus’ Naughty List. That’s because he wants to be a supervillain. After committing the most despicable evil deeds all year -- like cutting in line in the cafeteria and not brushing his teeth before bed -- Herman is determined to use his supervillain skills to thwart Santa and stop him from bringing him coal on Christmas. TheBestWhateverEver.comThank you for listening! Please share, subscrib...more

  • Hissy Needs A Hug! (A Pet Story)

    Dec 03 2020

    Susie has so many pets, but she’s always wanted a snake. But her mom is terrified of them and has always refused! When her mom finally gives in, Susie adopts a boa constrictor named Hissy. And Hissy is the nicest boa ever... and loves to give hugs! But the last thing the other pets want is to be hugged by a boa constrictor! All Hissy wants is to fit in and hug, but will the other animals overcome their fear of Hissy and embrace him as one of their own? TheBestWhateverEver.comThank you for listen...more

  • The Snooth Fairy (Another Tooth Fairy Story)

    Nov 26 2020

    In episode 4 we met Michael, a kid who couldn’t wait for his loose tooth to fall out, so he concocted a whole bunch of schemes to trick his Tooth Fairy into leaving him money. In the middle of the story, his Tooth Fairy goes missing! What happened to her? We find out in today’s episode. Michael’s Tooth Fairy - whose name is Izzy - was stripped of her Tooth Fairy wings and became a lowly Snooth Fairy. Snooth Fairies deliver Sneeth, which are the big teeth that grow in after baby teeth fall o...more

  • Thomas & Turkey (A Thanksgiving Story)

    Nov 19 2020

    Gobble Gobble! Most kids have pets like dogs or cats or turtles. Thomas has a turkey! Yes, a turkey. The kind that goes, “Gobble Gobble!” Thomas and Turkey like to do all the things that kids do with their pets. They play catch, go for walks and even cuddle. But there’s one day out of the year that terrifies them: THANKSGIVING! That’s when Turkey Catcher Carl shows up to catch turkeys… and this year, he has his sights set on Thomas’s Turkey! TheBestWhateverEver.comThank you for listening! Please...more

  • The Quest for the Toytastic Treasure: Part 2

    Nov 12 2020

    PART TWO OF AN EPIC TWO-PART STORY. Edward is on a quest to find his grandmother’s missing present. It’s a journey that ultimately takes him to outer space. At the end of the last episode, Edward and his loyal dog, Alpha, arrived on the planet Mars just in time to witness the Martians preparing to destroy Earth with a giant laser cannon! Will Edward be able to stop them and save his home? And will he finally find his toytastic treasure? And what the heck is an Octo-Whale?!Thank you for listening...more

  • The Quest for the Toytastic Treasure: Part 1

    Nov 05 2020

    PART ONE OF AN EPIC TWO-PART STORY. Every time Edward’s grandma visits, she brings him the most incredible, over-the-top-toys imaginable. But what happens when she loses the latest toy somewhere in her travels? It’s up to Edward to embark on a quest that will take him to the Bermuda Triangle and into outer space! He’ll encounter meany pirates and Martians as he searches for the toytastic treasure.NEWSFLASH! Best Whatever Ever is a finalist for the 2020 DISCOVER PODS AWARDS in the “Kids & Fam...more

  • The Supersonic Ice Cream Truck

    Oct 29 2020

    It was a stinky, sweltering stinkfest of a day. On the hottest day of the year, it’s the Supersonic Ice Cream Truck to the rescue! And the truck needs twins Jack and Jacqueline’s help to deliver ice cream to all the hungry kids in the neighborhood. But things go awry when Jack eats ALL the ice cream and they need to scramble to get the ice cream to the restless neighborhood kids in time! In this episode, we welcome new guest hosts, Chloe and Owen! And we’re also joined by our friends and ne...more

  • Albert Apeinstein Saves Halloween!

    Oct 22 2020

    Albert Apeinstein is the world’s smartest chimpanzee. One day, he decides to escape from the zoo… only to stumble onto a Halloween block party! Everyone thinks he’s just a kid in a very realistic chimp costume, so he fits right in. Albert learns that if you speak the magic password, “Trick or Treat?” (which comes out sounding like “Ooh-ooo-ah-ah!”) people will give you candy. Lots of candy! But when Albert encounters a lonely little girl handing out bananas, he decides to help make her house the...more

  • The Sock Thief: A Mystery Story

    Oct 15 2020

    Everyone loves a mystery! And no one loves a mystery more than Detective Darlene Dewhardy! Darlene is a kid sleuth and she is trying to solve the mystery of the disappearance of her brother's favorite sock. With her magnifying glass, flashlight, and a knack for finding clues, Detective Darlene tracks down what happened to the sock and uncovers the mysterious (and dusty) sock-loving culprit living in their house.And stick around at the end of the story for when we hint at next episode’s Whatever!...more

  • All The Superpowers Ever!

    Oct 08 2020

    It’s Aidan’s birthday and he wants to wish for a superpower, but can’t decide which one. Super strength? Super speed? Flight? Invisibility? There are just too many to choose. So what happens when he decides to wish for them ALL? Listen to episode 5 to find out! Oh, and Spencer and Scarlett lead a spirited discussion about one of their favorite cartoons: Teen Titans Go!Note to parents: There is a silly, cartoony burp sound effect at 9:43. I think it’s funny and fits the context of the story, but ...more

  • The Boy Who Cried Tooth: A Tooth Fairy Story

    Oct 01 2020

    Michael’s tooth is loose, and he can’t wait for it to fall out. He has his mind set on a shiny, new red bicycle and wants money from his Tooth Fairy NOW! He devises a series of plans (well, they’re more like scams) to trick his Tooth Fairy into giving him money NOW! But his scams, er, plans, backfire and he unintentionally gets his Tooth Fairy in trouble with her Tooth Fairy bosses.Thank you for listening! Please share, subscribe and leave us a review and rating on APPLE PODCASTS. Much appreciat...more

  • The Wrong Ark: A Unicorn Story

    Sep 24 2020

    Psst! Let me tell you a secret. UNICORNS ARE REAL! So how come you’ve never seen one? That’s because they ended up in a magical land by accident, and this is the story of how it happened. It all started with Noah (as in Noah’s Ark) and his not-so-competent brother, Norm. TheBestWhateverEver.comHere is information about the Siberian Unicorn, which we reference in the show: you for lis...more

  • The Curse of the Pinky Promise Pinky

    Sep 17 2020

    Trust me, never ever break a pinky promise. What happens if you do? Listen to episode 2 of Best Whatever Ever! Stories for Kids to find out! In today’s story, a seven year-old boy named Bo makes — and breaks — a pinky promise, and what happens next is super creepy, super surprising and, of course, super cool.Thank you for listening!==== Time Stamps ====02:54 - The Story starts here!07:53 - The outro with Ira, Spencer & Scarlett starts here! And we hint at the next episode’s Whatever!10:33 - ...more

  • Where Do Giant Monsters Poop?

    Sep 15 2020

    In this very first episode of Best Whatever Ever! Stories for Kids we attempt to solve one of the world’s greatest unsolved mysteries: Where do Giant Monsters POOP?! I know you’ve always wondered about this. It’s a question that has certainly kept me awake at night. Meet Elmer, a GIANT monster (y’know, just like King Kong or Godzilla), who needs to poop. Real Bad. Two helpful kids join Elmer on his journey to find a proper place to poop!Thank you for listening!==== Time Stamps ====02:35 - The St...more

  • Introducing Best Whatever Ever! Stories for Kids (Trailer)

    Sep 13 2020

    Welcome to the Best Whatever Ever! Stories for Kids podcast. Best Whatever Ever! is a podcast for kids that features original stories all about the stuff that kids really care about… like: “Where do giant monsters poop?” “What happens when you break a pinky promise?” “Are unicorns real?” “Is it possible to fool the Tooth Fairy?” “What’s the coolest superpower?” And more! Join Ira and his “bosses” Spencer and Scarlett as they talk about… WHATEVER! What’s a “Whatever”? It’s whatever kids find...more